Good day plebs. I do hope life is treating you all well and that nobody's managed to contract genital herpes recently. Because if you think I'll be brewing up cures for anyone you've got another thing coming. Little vagrants.


Aha weren't expecting this were you? "Oh no Professor Snape has a Pribbler! Whatever will we do?" Well you could start by watching what you say, you bunch of unwashed, brainless miscreants. I'm watching you. All of you.


But especially you, Potter.